People i hate in the club.

Hey guys.

This post will be relevant to some of my clubbing peeps and i'm bringing this topic up cos of many past experiences, i'm pretty sure most of you will be feeling the same way as i do. If you somewhat think that the topic is speaking directly to you, i'm so sorry to have offended you but i really need to bring this up cos it pisses me off to my grave so much. So maybe after it has all been said, you'll just calm your titties down more often.

Here we go~

People I (Freakin') Hate In The Club

 

1)Girls With Handbags/Bag

Seriously? I'm actually processing right in my mind if i'm plainly stupid or i don't know if those baggage keepers are real or fake. Some girls especially, love to carry their bags when they're in the club or at the dancefloor. The most irritating of all is when they start shaking and dancing and their damn hangbags will be swinging around all over the dancefloor like as if people around them is made of steel. You know, is alright if the lockers are full or the baggage keepers are full. You can just kindly wait for an accessible one and for the time being stand in your own space to dance if you're carrying your whole wardrobe with you. Please be considerate that there are a lot of fragile people at the dancefloor and your Chanel or Prada bag will kill each one of them slowly, next thing you know you'll be the only one dancing cos everyone around you is dead cos of your stupid swinging bag. Be very sure that people around you are dancing happily and just one of your swinging bag can literally ruin their whole life in the club, use your brain next time if you ever have one or not you can just go invest on it.

2)Drunk People

Is pretty fun to have a little drink before dancing to hype up yourself first, but it isn't fun anymore if you have had too much of alcohol then head to the dancefloor. You know some scumbag behind you is always rubbing you from the back not because they are grinding you but because they are stupidly drunk and couldn't control their movements as and when they have to. Drunk people have this tendency to swirl back and forth and they didn't know by doing that can actually worsen their state cos dancing requires shaking and the alcohol in them is churning so much in their body which will therefore make them go super crazy. For the love of your whole family, do not ever step into the dancefloor if you feel that you are abit tipsy or drunk because people who are sober and wants to have fun is at the dancefloor as well and they do not need people like you to ruin their whole night. You can kindly just dance around somewhere that is people-free, with you dancing at the dancefloor with many others, YOU ARE PUSHING EVERYONE OFF THE DAMN PODIUM! So just wake up your idea and stop being an asshole.

3)Shuffling/Tecktonik

Yes yes, is cool to know any one of this stunts when you're at the club. Maybe you're a saddist that you can't actually present your skills anywhere so the club is the only place that you can show it off then good for you, but you know sometimes you people can be really annoying when it gets way too much. A particular awesome song starts playing and all of a sudden your Tecktonik or Shuffling stunts starts evolving, then the people around you becomes invisible. Seriously? Are you so blind that you can't see humans, or are you just plainly stupid that the club is your house? Hello, everyone wants to dance as well. If 1 or 2 starts evolving weird stunts in the club, no one will have their space to dance anymore cos people like you are taking up the whole dancefloor and neglecting the ones behind you. You will be smacking their faces cos of how wildly you swing your hands, you'll be ripping people's shoes off cos of how much you're helping the club to polish the floor then next thing you know, you have shuffled till outside the entrance of the club. Like all the above suggestions, get the hell out of the dancefloor and go to somewhere more spacious so you can do whatever stunts you want and not disturb the rest.

4)Asking For Trouble People

Club is a place where everyone can dance and enjoy themselves, but it isn't a place of battleship for your information. You see why fights are always happening in the clubs because people gets provoked easily and no one can actually blame them. I get provoked easily as well when i'm in the club, somehow i feel that people around me gets annoying cos they're always pushing and squeezing the shit out of me everytime. Sometimes in the club you don't know who you're staring at since its kinda dark in there and you go partially blind, but sometimes most people especially guys gets the wrong idea and they thought the other party is looking for trouble when they just want to have fun. Yes, people stare at you maybe because you were standing at the dancefloor like a tree or maybe you're just charming. So just accept the damn fact that people are staring, if you finds it very annoying then just stare back at them until they get sick and tired. Why start bringing up all the dramas and create a scene there on a Friday or Saturday night? Is is even worth your strand of hair? If you don't care about yourself, at least think about all the other humans in there. When a fight starts to break out, the whole club stops and the bouncers starts coming in from everywhere just to stop the fight. People around will also be affected cos there are limited space to go away from the scene cos you people took up the whole damn place like a battlefield. You wanna fight, go ahead but please be considerate for the people around you. One person fights and everyone gets involved, THERE ARE GIRLS AROUND YOU HELLO! You think we girls are fake is it? Fight fight fight, tsk.

5)Friends Who Are Not Friends

Isn't ironic that when you head to the club with a bunch of friends then come out of the club with just you alone? I've been through shit like this and it is still happening to me, it pisses me off right into my grave that i can pick a cow up and throw it at anyone. You go to the club with your friends but end up abandoning and neglecting them afterwards, wdafug are you thinking? We go together for a damn reason and i know clearly the fact that some will go missing here and there cos of the crowd, but eventually you'll be able to find each other again. What makes you think that you disappearing like that is going to make us happier? You want to disappear somewhere, go ahead but please tell it to your friends first so they will know that you are gone. You think people like us is born with freakin' magic intuition to know where the shit are you? How can you just disappear when your poor friend is still up on the dancefloor dancing alone while looking for you? You like it if you were in their shoes? C'mon, doesn't it piss you off when people just leave you without an apparent reason? SAME THING! You just abandon your friends somewhere and go find another group of friends or significant other. If its with a bunch of friends then is fine but if its just you and your friend alone, how can you be so heartless to do that? I'm telling you, enough is enough. You want to head to the club with me, then bring me with you if you want to disappear. I DON'T HAVE FAMILIAR FRIENDS THERE, get that in your head. That is why i hate clubbing sometimes, fvcked up friends.

After typing those long essay above, i feel my heart just pounding so fast cos of how piss off i am. Whoever finds it relevant to themselves, i truly feel you from head to toe. I really apologise if i have offended anyone, this is just my own point of view and if i accept all your nonsensical acts, i hope you accept my opinion. I guess we can somehow say we're fair now, just accept the damn facts cos you yourself know its true and the truth hurts anyways.

'The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now', you sure are true they can't cos you are annoying.